Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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