I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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