Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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