:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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