TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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