If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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