But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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