i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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