"it" just moved
I want to make a zoo with you.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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