I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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