No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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