So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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