We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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