I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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