if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ambien. No doubt about it.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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