If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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