Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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