Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
NoShamevember. You game?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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