hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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