Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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