you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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