Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
well you can't waste a boner
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
my liver is dry heaving
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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