Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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