So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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