Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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