I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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