we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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