let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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