I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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