no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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