if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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