he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize