Christians are straight up FREAKS
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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