if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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