you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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