i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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