I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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