Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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