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(424): View more from California

Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?

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(424): Excuse me do you have gonnorhea? http://tfl.nu/vw5o

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Umm I'm too high to move.

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(858): Umm I'm too high to move. http://tfl.nu/ye5s

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(631): View more from New York

Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key

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had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.

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(631): Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key (631): had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now. http://tfl.nu/o06a

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(416): View more from Ontario

dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

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well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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(416): dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross (647): well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun http://tfl.nu/i4zj

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(520): View more from Arizona

i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.

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(520): i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off. http://tfl.nu/yt3u

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(908): View more from New Jersey

He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"

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What's this douchebags name?

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Rob...

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(908): He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!" (973): What's this douchebags name? (908): Rob... http://tfl.nu/raez

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(909): View more from California

I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar

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(909): I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar http://tfl.nu/dhbh

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(207): View more from Maine

I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.

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(207): I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose. http://tfl.nu/mchv

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!

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(617): I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed! http://tfl.nu/vwkc

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(440): View more from Ohio

she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even

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(440): she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even http://tfl.nu/5199

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.

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(337): I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up. http://tfl.nu/g5uf

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(913): View more from Kansas

Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?

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(913): Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk? http://tfl.nu/ufjz

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...

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(225): Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down... http://tfl.nu/qxa1

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(239): View more from Florida

I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.

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(239): I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night. http://tfl.nu/o908

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(816): View more from Missouri

Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.

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(816): Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard. http://tfl.nu/x9vd

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