I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.