My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding