i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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