with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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