Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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