how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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