There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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