Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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