im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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