11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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