I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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