It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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