If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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