She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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