I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
