God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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