Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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