Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
