Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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