my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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