that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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