did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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