i barfeds in our rink
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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