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(501): View more from Arkansas

he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake

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(510): View more from California

Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.

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(541): View more from Oregon

We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.

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(760): View more from California

She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder

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(705): View more from Ontario

I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.

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(716): View more from New York

Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos

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(254): View more from Texas

im on a boat

(210): View more from Texas

How did you get this number?

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